Business Drunk 

When everyone wears a tie and sunglasses and gets wasted. Doing this guarantees an awesome night. Well it's assumed so, no one has ever actually remembered anything the next day. Inspired by an episode of 30 Rock.

Example One:
Tisha get your tie, Cindy and I are going business drunk to the Grotto.

Example Two:
I have an interview in the morning, so I'm preparing for it by getting business drunk tonight.

Example Three:
Frat Guy: Dude why do I keep finding all these ties in random places?

Frat Guy Two: Dude Business Drunk last night.

Business Drunk by Hottie McHotterton October 4, 2009

National drunk Day 

Days in which one would normally drink on. (friday, saturday, sunday)

Person 1:"Hey, man what are you doing on national drunk day?"
Person 2:"Getting wasted, you?"

National drunk Day by konwa17 November 19, 2007

Ernie-Dingo-drunk

The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss.
This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.

Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts...
Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins.
Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!?
Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk...
Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...

Ernie-Dingo-drunk by SickTitties September 8, 2010

Native Drunk 

People who can't handle their alcohol. Which leads to convincing yourself to being at the war and Kemmerich died, beating your friends for a cigarette, pissing in your sleep, crying for no reason, talking and nothing makes sense, believing that demons from Harry Potter are after you.

i pulled a Danielle and got native drunk last night and pissed myself

Native Drunk by your masterr September 8, 2010

brokefoot drunk 

the act of being so intoxicated that whilst trying to walk you look as if you've broken your foot; to stumble, around leaning to one side, as If one foot is broken.

Jay was so brokefoot drunk last night he couldn't walk, with out stumbling. We thought maybe he had fallen down the stairs and broken his foot or something.

brokefoot drunk by kione January 2, 2008

optimum drunk

1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.

2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.

Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."

optimum drunk by Joe Gat March 31, 2010

slap drunk 

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

slap drunk by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014