my dad works at microsoft 

best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube

gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro

my dad works at microsoft by edgymemer July 16, 2018

My Dad 

non-existant

you my virginity is like my dad

My Dad by Jewstain Karna November 10, 2018

dhakad dad

Dhakad means extremely nice ,fabulous ,caring and brave and dad means father and in total means an extremely good father

Oh!! I wish my dad would be dhakad dad

dhakad dad by Kiara__001 April 17, 2019

sesh dad 

The Sesh crews dad. That either funds most of the Sesh. Or makes sure no one dies. Same as a sesh mum. But a little more masc and financially stable.

Chris - how was your Sesh?
Dave - great. Greg hit full Sesh daddy mode and made sure I didn’t die.

sesh dad by Sesh daddy May 27, 2019

Hi Dad

When you're broke, and need small talk to get financial assistance from your dad

Hi Dad
Kitne paise chahiye bete?
Meine Kab Manga?
#MonthKaAnth
₹1000 bhejdo

Hi Dad by angelzxorn June 13, 2019

total dad 

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

total dad by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

RAD DAD 

A Dad who looks after his kids and leads by example is a RAD DAD. If you are wise, you would join The "RAD DADS CLUB" and become part of the Global movement... Skate, Surf, Snow, Moto, Bike, Music, Art, Film, Photography, Tattoos are what make a Dad RAD!

RAD DADS don't babysit, it's called PARENTING!

RAD DAD by rad dads daughter October 7, 2019