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ass destroyer 9000 

A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.
Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!
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Sonia and destiny-ing

When a party with alot of hype is shut down before 10 PM
That party last week was really sonia and destiny-ing
Sonia and destiny-ing by Jdog310213 November 23, 2013

one inch destroyer 

an incredibly small penis
becky: oh my god, i was about to have sex with dan until he pulled out his one inch destroyer. that totally killed it!
one inch destroyer by honky 3000 October 14, 2015

head off the desk 

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!

Sex Videos Desi 

Sex Videos Desi dot com is one of many unsuccessful Indian websites with minecraft videos. It's main goal was to promote Indian kids' minecraft videos all around the world to help them become famous. They are also known for promoting their website on many strange places like Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary.
Hey have you seen those new minecraft videos on Sex Videos Desi dot com??
Yeah, those Indian kids are great and helped me use redstone. It's a shame they have so little audience.
Sex Videos Desi by DesiMadaKaka August 22, 2020

or just me you and destiny 

You can have a large conversation with many people covering many topics or "just me you and destiny". This makes conversations more meaningful because you could care less about the other people involved. Used because the usee is cute.
Sarah: We can have a big conversation with all of us!
You: Or just me you and destiny.
Sarah: Omg you're the best
You: Bitch please.