closet karen 

A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public

“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”

closet karen by the_medium_waffle September 8, 2020

Closet Goblin 

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

Closet Goblin by anonymous September 26, 2020

closeprince640 

i kid i play mc with

you know closeprince640? that sounds like a person who’d played mc

closeprince640 by not rxve07 October 25, 2020

Closey 

When you fuckin raw & you gonna pull out seconds before you bust

"1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi ... PULL" that's closey

Closey by jawn2.0 November 11, 2020

Closet Friend 

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

Closet Friend by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

Closetbaby 

Any LGBTQ+ member who isn't out to more then one person, normally a close member such as a parent/guardian or a friend.

Bully:"AYOOOOO YOU'RE A CLOSETBABY YOU LOSERRRRRRR~~~~~~"
CLOSETBABY: "that's not what your dad/mom said last night though?"

Closetbaby by Anime_bxtch.com December 12, 2020

closet multitasking 

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

closet multitasking by jfburke619 January 26, 2021