Get you a man that can do both

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.

Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.

by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017

Pour Vinegar On Bread And Leave In Garbage Can

Its a smart idea

Lets Pour Vinegar On Bread And Leave In Garbage Can.

I heard its trendy!

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.

1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

by bIMON June 2, 2011

November 13th You can Nut day

On November 13th you are allowed one beating of the meat during no nut November. However, it can only be used on the 13th of November nine other.

“Bro u see it’s November 13th you can nut day ???”- friend

Me- “yeah ima bout to beat”

by Swagmoney123swag November 12, 2019

can we get an f in the chat because

when a person has endured literal hell and needs someone to pay respects.

guy 1 : can we get an f in the chat because i just killed my dog in minecraft
guy 2 : f
guy 3 : rip
guy 4 : damn
idiot that doesnt care : ok boomer

by Beeka0864 May 8, 2020

I saw it you can delete it now

“I saw it, you can delete it now” is a reference some people would use if person x posted a “cute” picture. Resembling that the picture was only meant for them to see and not anyone else.

*sees girlfriend post a cute picture* *boyfriend texts her*: I saw it you can delete it now

by urban defier June 27, 2021

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022