Pulling the Beef 

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

Pulling the Beef by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

chief beef

issue of main concern regarding a given subject

My chief beef about "Black Swan"? I don't know how it relates to the immigrant experience.

chief beef by bubblefingers November 19, 2011

hot beef 

Usually occurs in over crowded areas or while waiting on lines, it is when a man comes in close contact with another man from behind. Looks like 2 gay men butt fucking.

After Jeffo got hot beefed at the Yankee parade, he became the Hot Beef King of New York!!!

hot beef by Beefstick January 6, 2003

Under The Table Beef Stick 

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

Under The Table Beef Stick by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009

my beef

My best friend (who is sick and tired of the term bff.) A friend of exceptional caliber. One who is like family.

You just saved my life, you really are my beef. My beef just let me borrow his car, no questions asked.

my beef by SLAY Co. Inc. February 10, 2015

Roast Beef Drapes 

When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.

Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!

Roast Beef Drapes by Curt N. closer December 5, 2017

british beef

1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.


2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.

British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.

My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.


NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!

british beef by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004