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Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you
Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder
by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020
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Suck my dick

A way of sayingfuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick
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hi blog welcome to my guys

A vlog when a Filipino man just vlogs around private jets or an airport maybe
Hi blog welcome to my guys s-shut down *Microsoft shutdown sound*
by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025
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blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"
that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse
by Choodles135 August 19, 2007
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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