Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

Dope dick

Dick that's so fucking good it don't matter what else is going on it says you on a coma

Damien denali paralyzed me with that dope dick I'm comatoast and I'm not moving till he tells me so.

by Gal4cticvix3n October 2, 2025

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is a mould found under the male balls after the male puts a slice of holy cheese up his ass.

"Bro that dick cheese tastes so fucken good".

by Liam Shackell February 7, 2019

dick whif

When a person is seated and a third party walks past with a penis at face level, the penis is 'whiffed' or the aroma is detected in ones nostrils.

"Shit! Just got a massive dick whif" "Can you smell that dick whif?"

by QueenOfRices April 2, 2016

smack dick

When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes

Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”

by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019

Dick Bracelet

A bracelet that men use to put on each other’s penis’s. One of the best ways of strengthening a both between one another.

Dang brad got you Dick bracelet lucky

by R3dbullDrinker December 18, 2020

Dick

You know, that jiggling thing between a male person's feet. Child humor. A.K.A. Weener, willy male genitals, penis. Can be used as an insult.

Robert has a tiny dick. Sam has a bigger dick. Tim is such a dick!

by TsukuttiTsuki August 17, 2019