oh my ticker

Used to express amazement or surprise.

Oh my ticker! That's awesome.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

my guy

A condescending term, most commonly used by narcissists of any gender, to address a person.

"Really, my guy?"
"Come on, my guy."
"Hurry up my guy, or we are going to be late."

by HadToGetTurNT February 16, 2023

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

“My Nads!!”

Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.

Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”

Jimmy: “My nads!!”

(Mmmyy naaaads!!)

by Mr. Ball Head February 20, 2023

my yellow

your yellow: someone who has always been there. someone for you who you love, who makes everything better. someone who seems to make everyone happier and make the world greater. someone who you need.

person one: you're my yellow
person two: what do you mean?
person one: you make me happy, you make me-and others-extremely happy to be near you

by rats_lvrr February 20, 2023

Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 20, 2023

Funko my Pop

To deflower a girl for the first time by touching her coochie like a saxophone, encouraging her to make some funky tunes.

Jazz and funk seems to be popular with the seniors. I wonder if they’d do any good at Funko-ing my Pop.
Your old lady is pretty hot and a good saxophonist. I think I will ask her to Funko my Pop.

by Radioactive Milk Spoon February 21, 2023