secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

Migool uncle

An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.

Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.

by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022

uncle andy

the hottest bitch in town

wow uncle andy

by Greeeeyyyyyyyy February 24, 2022

Uncle

The one in the family who touches you at night while you're sleeping.

Uncle: little Johny most be sleep time to party.

by McDuggar February 24, 2022

Uncle

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.

He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.

He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.

Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt

Person 2: what.

Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass

Person 4: Same

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022

uncle

touches that pp and booty cause he likes woman but he gay gay

uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it

by swampy21dumb on twitter and ig May 20, 2021

Uncle Tyrone

The white equivalent to Uncle Tom.

Lori Lightfoot's wife is a total Uncle Tyrone for allowing Lori not to interview white people.

by Oswald Joy May 27, 2021