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that's my shit

when you here a song that u would die for
dj: now playing no type
you: ohh that's my shit
by turtlenecksweg December 17, 2014
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cargo shit

noun
A large poop, containing cargo (such as corn).

verb
The act of leaving such a poop.
1. "At the party last night, someone upperdecked my fucking toilet."
"Gross, dude"
"Worse than that, it was a fucking cargo shit."

2. "Yo, I totally cargo shit in Eric's toilet last night."
"Nice, dude."
"Better than that, it was an upperdeck."
by Ben & Milkey May 8, 2008
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No shit Sherlock

The witty response to a statement of sorts
Sam: Ugh I wear too much makeup!
Drew: Yeah, no shit Sherlock!
by Drew Diamond February 18, 2017
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shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."
by Dave June 19, 2004
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real shit

1. phrase used when someone says something relatable about a struggle
2. also used to describe a time when somebody said something deep or "real"
3. Could be used as "on that real shit" to describe the authenticity of a person's actions
1. "Man, the economy sucks."
"Right? On some real shit."

2. "We got high af the other night, and Joey started talking about how nothing is real and we all die in the end."
"Damn. Sounds like Joey was on some real shit."
3. No matter how famous he got, he never let it get to him. He stayed down-to-earth. He's still on that real shit."
by sodakid111 December 31, 2017
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free shit

Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1

Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth

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Example 2:

Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!

Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 8, 2019
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shit brown

The color of ones shit.
Holy shit, your painted your car shit brown!
That helmet is not even black, its brown.. its shit brown.
by CFS2013 March 17, 2008
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