Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

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Green Door

A building located on Clark St. in Evanston, notorious for its residents acting unnecessarily proud of their accommodations.

Johnny: Where is the pregame at tonight?
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.

by YungStunnaHardAsFuck April 2, 2016

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Door

A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.

Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!

by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023

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door

The raw foundations of society. Humanity would not be here today if it was not for doors. These are the pillars of human life and we must treat doors with great respect. Treat it even better than your significant other. There was always a door there for you when you were going through the bad times.

“Im so grateful that doors exist! Otherwise I wouldn’t be here either.” - Joe

by Super Idol的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都 November 23, 2021

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