stick up the ass 

To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)

I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.

stick up the ass by Starfighter1000 November 18, 2013

clit stick 

The penis of a transsexual. Also known as stick pussy or she-cock.

That shemale wanted me to suck on her clit stick.

clit stick by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005

click it and stick it 

A phrase used by many American right-thinking, freedom-loving people who are keenly aware of the continual erosion of civil rights, privacy and disintigration of Constitutional liberties brought on by whiney, liberal nanny-state do-gooders who think big government is needed to protect individuals from themselves.

I was riding in Frank's car, napping in the passenger seat when the cop pulled us over. I got ticketed for not wearing my seat belt. Seat belt, my ass... it's now an oppression belt! I say CLICK IT AND STICK IT!

click it and stick it by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

fuck stick 

a person who is useless to others and has no purpose in life.They usally sham thier way and. lie to achieve thier goals. They will usally try to get you to fell sorry for them by pretending to be hurt mentally and physically .
dumbass
crotch rocket
without common sense

Stan:Man Do You know Staff Sergant Morris ?
Rick: Yeah I know that fuck stick.

fuck stick by Delvechio Coburn April 4, 2008

bumper stickers 

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.

My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!

bumper stickers by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

raccoon on a stick 

In the act of recieving fellatio a man punches the female counterpart in both eyes simultaneously. This causes her to have two black eyes while her mouth is around the penis.

During the blow job my bitch was using her teeth, so to even the score I gave her a raccoon on a stick.

raccoon on a stick by BPJ January 26, 2006

stick 

Non complimentary description of a skinny individual. Usually accompanied by crappy personality...Mainly applied to males.

"Did you see stick today?"

stick by sheeet June 20, 2006