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brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''
by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018
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blowing dust bubbles

Hey, you want a drink? Yeah, I'm so parched I'm blowing dust bubbles.
by sgtblondie February 2, 2021
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blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022
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blow-n-throw

Blowing snot into a tissue and throwing it onto the table instead of in the trash.
I can't stand it when Penny does a blow-n-throw during class!
by priggy October 5, 2011
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Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome
by Daman4836 January 15, 2023
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Blow Bro Day

A male friend will ask their closest male friend to become their blow bro, on 20th of October if accepted the offer they must give eachother blowjobs.
Hey! I know we're close and i really want you to be my Blow Bro for Blow Bro Day
by notmax69420 October 16, 2020
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Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.
Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!
by Eng3dean August 20, 2016
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