blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

Motor Blow job

The act of deepthroating a penis while shaking your head as if to motorboat breasts.

Last night, that girl gave me a motor blow Job and it was the best head I have ever had.

by Lucky Pupil February 13, 2019

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you

after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016