Lasertag 

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams

kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK

Lasertag by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

lasertag slow blow 

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

lasertag slow blow by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

Invisible Laser Tag 

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play

That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag

Invisible Laser Tag by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011

Laser Tag 

The Sport that Surpasses Paintball and Airsoft. Its the best sport if you can find the ol dusty acient guns at garage sales. Paintball and Airsoft owe every thing to this game.

Pballer: Hehe Look at my paintball gun hehe, i shot u and ure colorfull now.
Airsofter: Hehe Look at my airsoft gun, oops i jammed it by cocking it to much cause im a crack head.
UBERLaserTagger: HEHE stfu u bitches, "Zaap, Zaap!" hehe now u got ball cancer bitch!

Laser Tag by PooperMkChicken December 12, 2003

Laser Tag Theory 

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

Laser Tag Theory by Hellpablo June 15, 2020

laser tag 

a game of skill.

Yoooo Ian got his ass beat in laser tag the other day

laser tag by COOLERTHANME123 December 30, 2011

Lamertag 

An Xbox Live Gamertag that overall sucks, makes no sense and it the dumbest tag that anyone could come up with

That random Mandingo626 has a lamertag

Lamertag by Marcus McFatso April 16, 2010