I shat my pants 

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump

I shat my pants in english class today.

I shat my pants by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003

I wear my heart on my sleeve 

When a person displays their feelings instead of hiding them.

John: Hey Kate, I wear my heart on my sleeve, have you noticed?

Kate: What does that mean?

John: It means I openly display my feelings.

Kate: Oh well then yes, I can see that clearly, you have feelings for me.

John: Yes ma'am, I love you!

I wear my heart on my sleeve by xblack attackx February 12, 2012

I ATEN'T DED 

Literally, "I ain't dead." A declaration of one's alive status, often used by bloggers and members of online communities who haven't been - or won't be - heard from for a while.

Originated in the comic fantasy "Discworld" books by Terry Pratchett, in which elderly witch Granny Weatherwax wears a scrawled "I ATEN'T DED" sign while having out-of-body experiences, to prevent passersby from getting the wrong idea and burying her.

I ATEN'T DED guys, I've just been at my auntie's house for a week and her Internet is crap. What'd I miss?

I ATEN'T DED by Rob T Firefly September 3, 2010

i need a bad bleep 

this is a phrase from alt tik tok used to make fun of Addison stingraes genius lyrics explaining thingy.

alt #1: i need a bad bleep...
alt #1 and #2: addison rae, lil shart e the baddest, yEaH, and she got her ways

i need a bad bleep by ineedabadbleep July 29, 2020

I'm on fire 

a phrase that can be used in two ways

1). If you're on a winning roll in a game

2). You're literally on fire

1). Got on a winning streak on poker i'm on fire tonight lad

2). HELP! somebody help. I'M ON FIRE!!!

I'm on fire by Upstairsdragon February 13, 2014

I am not at liberty to say. 

I do not have the freedom to divulge (make known) that information.

Jane: "Hey John, you were in that business meeting with Phil. Why did he lose his job?"

John: "Sorry, Jane; I am not at liberty to say."

I am not at liberty to say. by RhinoSoarUs January 4, 2012

I wanna have boobies 

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"

I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.

I wanna have boobies by flat chested June 29, 2008