Black Jesus

A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.

Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo

by xdubz March 1, 2011

black jesus

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.

"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"

by s(^.~)z July 16, 2008

Jesus Hole

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.

man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"

by ticklybawbag September 9, 2009

Jesus Leg

Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.

My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg

by KP the black man February 5, 2009

jesus pills

common slang for adderall

Wow, I have 4 tests in the next two days.. time to find me some jesus pills and get that shit done!

by EonBlue987 March 4, 2009

Jesus Dick

Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.

The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.

by MC Plan B September 6, 2007

global jesus

A god created by Jared Hodgkins.

"Hey look man, it's Global Jesus!"

by Jeff Frost January 22, 2004