Dan Dick

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

by The m kk January 17, 2018

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

ripple dick

My brother and I were out fishing and swimming and came up with ripple dick. When you are in the water to long and your penis shrivels.

I was in the water to long I have ripple dick

by Joestone32 April 26, 2017

a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012

Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Dick-Squirty

A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.

Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Dicks are down

A motivational phrase uttered right before an action. Mainly used by a group of bros, to give an advanced warning signal to all that an action is about to happen, and then the reward for the action will be reaped (e.g. post work beers...).

Common in usage to "let's roll".

*near the end of a grueling work-day*
Joe: Can't wait to finish this report!
Tom: Yeah Man, dicks are down - let's finish this and go to the pub!

by phemer March 7, 2010