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Canadian Genocide

Justin True... Treau? Treu? Troo-doe (there it is) just passed a law stating that calls for genocide are punishable by life in prison. You know what that means.
Hym "For too long has the northern terror tainted our world with their mooses... Meese? Meese... *Ahem* Tainted our world with their meese and their ice sports! Time is nigh! I will not rest... I will not nap... I won't even snooze until the frozen wasteland of America's hat has been painted red with the blood of the infidels! Let the Canadian genocide begin!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2024
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Canadian Holiday

Noun: A sarcastic name given to the practice of people applying for government's grants related to covid-19, and then using those grants to not take on new education or work to find a new job. Also known as an Expenses Paid Canadian Holiday.
I heard that Jamie is still on Canadian Holiday, she collected a CERB loan, a CEBA grant and she's still living outside of Mexico City in that commune. Now that's what I call and all expenses paid Canadian Holiday. Is that bad? Is that wrong?
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.
guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?
by true north thug April 17, 2024
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Canadian Boyfriend

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
by The eXception978 April 23, 2024
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Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.
by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024
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Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.
Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.
by Plierr April 29, 2024
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Canadian Quesadilla

When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.
Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!
by GrimeLineCentral May 7, 2024
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