Sour Apple Smoothie

You eat it like its pussy but its a dick

#gay#weird# sour apple smoothie

by Christian Owens123 April 5, 2019

Vaginal Apple Cider

When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.

Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.

by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006

apple emoji 🍎

The apple emoji signifies the lack of care. Oftentimes confused as a romantic gesture, the emoji is no doubt a sign of lack of care from the user.

Her: I love you
Him: apple emoji 🍎
Her: :(

by treeofthewind January 7, 2020

Fat apple scrapple

Junk in the trunk. Baby got back.

Jamie's got that fat apple scrapple. Girl's lookin good.

by Jwar5057 November 24, 2009

the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

apple juice farts

a fart that has a fruity scent. A fart that can be caused
by drinking a lot of apple juice. A type of fart that is simply just similar to apple juice with a musty after-smell.

Don't drink too much of that apple juice, Tina...you might have yo'self some major apple juice farts ahead. Damn Yoshi, those be some gnarly smellin' apple juice farts!

by Broilington Smith February 5, 2008