baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

Baked Cherry

When you spread open a girl's cunt and you lay a very hot steamy turd in it and pop her cherry and it bakes it.

Dude I gave your girl a Baked Cherry last night.

by CuntMaster69 May 11, 2014

Backer Man

A guy you bring along to a fight to back you up, just in case things go south.

The Sandman is mouthing off again, and we might throw down. You got my back?
Yea, I'm your backer man.

by idyt January 20, 2017

Baber

The worst teacher ever who is a jakepualer , has a small pepe, and takes steroids.

Hey baber shut the fuck up.

by Smalldickjohnson December 11, 2017

bake news

The status of one's eating options.

Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?

by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

Bake

Used when a pussiole is violating dem man dere.

Alex: "Unlock the door or i'll knock you out swear down!"
Nicolo:Bakeeeeeeee!

by Muddi_cuts69 December 6, 2021

Birthday Baked

Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.

Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.

John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.

by CadillacDan July 20, 2011