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tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
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Paul wood

He creates comedic sketches and pranks.A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years.
Girl : I need a guy who cares like Paul Woody.
by maverick6444 November 24, 2021
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Tiger woods

Every hole is goal- Tiger Woods
Tiger woods will woop you in golf, if he’s not hanging out with his daughter
by Walterwite4200690 February 10, 2023
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Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
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Master Wood

(n)Another name for a teacher who is Mister wood.
I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)
by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022
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fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.
You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!
by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016
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Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper
Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?
by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022
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