turtledove

To steal an idea, cause you suck balls too much to think of ideas yourself.

WTF! Some shitty writer turtledove'd my ideas.

by flscarlet January 1, 2011

Snapping turtle

Someone that always Snapchats a video with a long time duration.

I told Evelyn "stop being a snapping turtle on Snapchat".

by Pretty FLVCKO'15 March 12, 2016

turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

by samwise May 28, 2003

turtle

another word for vagina/pussy

yeah..... john came over and played with my turtle

by Tristan June 19, 2006

Turtle Soup

the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana

ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?

ingredients: turtle, water, and purple

by Double AYE July 16, 2010

Turtle Nation

A sex position where one person jumps on another and rides on their back as the first person starts rocking back and forth.

I want to do Turtle Nation now.


So this is how turtle do it?

Ah yeah!

by Stan Walker October 19, 2008

Turtle Soup

The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.

"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"

(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)

"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"

"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)

by stephm22 February 14, 2010