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Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.
Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.
by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024
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Troll

Saying a sentence, or writing some sort of social media post just to get a rise out of everyone. Usually done for Facebook likes.
Brian Mate is the biggest troll in the world
by sueprguy May 31, 2015
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national troll andrew day

where you mess with andrew until he screams and yells and rips his hair out like throwing his water bottle and ripping his folder and taking his stuff November 15th
national troll andrew day, make fun of him take his stuff
by National troll andrew day November 14, 2019
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ungrateful troll

Bates. Usually a slump who enjoys either watching TV or snorting everything left right and centre. Don’t be a bates
Ugh, he done did it again with that laundry detergent hey? What am ungrateful troll
by Packratkari July 30, 2023
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Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
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