A Very Robear Birthday

To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.

The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too

by Dollars to Since July 24, 2020

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

benji da robeld

When your trying to get the patio and driveway done but there just isn't enough facilities so you have to use some bigger benji da Robelds

Can someone pass me some benji da Robelds

by Spectrum builders March 31, 2021

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Only Player That Got Robbed But Kept All of his Jewelry

Kanye West

“I was sick about awards couldn’t nobody cure me, only player that got robbed but kept all of his jewelry”

by bighamsam20 January 22, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025