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Dirty joe

When your so religious you bust a nut for Jesus
I’m so ready for church I’m going to bust a dirty joe!
by Shwettyballs99 December 26, 2020
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Joe Bros

The best friends you could ever have . Usually a trio, like a trinity. Usually two boys and a girl. The friends you are loyal to a fault with. You don’t talk about how you feel about each other, but all you know is that you love them with all your heart. They are complete psychos. You share many inside jokes. There may be some drama (like one of them has a crush on the other, and the third ships them), but that doesn’t stop the friendship. Never let your Joe Bros go.
“Are you guys like a love triangle or something?”

“No! We’re Joe Bros!”

“Oh! Sorry guys!”
by Random girl 100405 May 22, 2018
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bubblegum joe

when you meet somebody thats really,really,really dumb.so dumb that a legless blindman could beat them in a downhill bike race . so dumb that when you ask them to say the alphabet they'll count the number of letters(t,h,e..) in "the alphabet" then crap in their hand ,put it on their shoe,eat that shoe,then jump off a cliff,regain consiousness and say "the poo poo in my buthole feels cold in the winter".thats how dumb a bubblegum joe is .
if you dont uunderstand what a bubblegum joe is even after reading the definition then you are a bubblegum joe.
by est-sl0w April 27, 2005
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Joe Biden

A zombie pretending to be a human. He has a corpse like appearance, gets aggressive occasionally, craves human flesh, and utters incoherent moans.
During the debate Joe Biden was sure groaning a lot!
by Spoodlebum October 30, 2020
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joe rogan

Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.
Joe Rogan makes me laugh.
by sxygrl5000 April 15, 2007
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Joe mama

by Manuel🐜🦟 October 8, 2019
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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
by shellita December 12, 2006
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