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Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
by John nut September 26, 2019
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Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.
Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.
by spiders&socks November 28, 2021
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Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk
The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.
by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023
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Nut and Rally

When one who cums and keeps thrusting vigorously after with a chode
Me: hey Kurd did you nut and rally last night?
Kurd: Always.
by Deekdel July 25, 2016
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Fire nut

A Fire Nut is the act of rubbing gasoline on the tip of the male genitalia and as he ejaculates he lights the tip of his cock and a burst of spewing flames exits the urethra. The name is self explanatory and is often performed as a form of sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: I obliterated my girlfriends face last night with a Fire Nut.

Guy 2: Is she okay man i hear Fire Nuts are pretty dangerous?
by SlimmAl May 10, 2020
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beetle nut

a micronesian drug thats makes you hallucinate and disables your nervous system if overdosed
I took beetle nut the other day and I felt so comfortable that day for 6 hours I couldnt move but i liked it
by furrinesses July 7, 2022
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nuts in face

when the nuts of a man dunking, are placed in the face of another man whom is getting dunked on. may result in blindness or a group of people yelling "ohhhhh"
John totally got nuts in face when Malik dunked on him
by sheepy014 March 22, 2009
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