monkey gland 

A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.

"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."

monkey gland by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

monkey rage 

Monkey rage genetics are the innevitability for a nigger to become aggressive for seemingly no apparant reason at all.

Spending no longer than 30 minutes with a black you will start to sense their monkey rage genetics being activated.

monkey rage by bringbackthechains July 9, 2016

monkey butt 

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.

Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!

monkey butt by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003

Monkey Strike 

Better than Counter Strike

Monkey strike pwnz Counter Strike

Monkey Strike by JynxDaddy February 8, 2003

Monkey Do

One of the truly great underground trance DJ's

"I wish I could rock like Monkey Do"

Monkey Do by Pete Tong April 15, 2003

Monkey Pit

Similar to the Mancave (see mancave) the Monkey Pit is the shit. Stocked with XBOX, PS2, and a constant supply of beer, the Monkey Pit is the only true refuge available to the students of Embry-Riddle, Daytona Beach. The monkey pit is like Isla de Muerta from Pirates of the Carribean...only those who have been there can find it.

Dude, check out the Monkey Pit.

This place is almost as epic as the Monkey Pit.

Monkey Pit by Jim Radio September 9, 2007

Monkey Chuff 

A Monkey's vagina stuffed with cotton balls, in an irregular fashion.

Dude, Shane is such a Monkey Chuff!

I Know! I can't believe it!

Monkey Chuff by Capt. Picard of the Enterprise July 17, 2016