matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

by St.damien February 21, 2014

The Holy Spirit

Another name for jack daniels, discovered when writing notes in philosophy and ethics.

"Nick won't be in school today sir, he spent all night in Church and was overcome by The Holy Spirit"

by Ellie February 14, 2004

The Holy Triangle

An ethereal spiritual thing representing God

The Holy Triangle is God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost.

A green-coloured triangle of light around the outside of the Moon is thought to be the visual link.

by Fishpie and chips February 19, 2009

oh my holy

another way of saying oh my God.

only super badass people use the phrase.

also, usually used with the phrase "hottmess"

Oh my holy guess what! I got a car!

Oh my holy! You are a hott mess! I can't believe you are going out with that ugly MoFo!

by janie86 March 31, 2010

Father, Son and Holy Ghost

Homosexual act of inserting the penis and both balls into the anus followed by orgasm in the rectum.

His rosebud was so loose i was able to give him the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

by Anal Love Monkey May 17, 2012

native holy water

street term for name-brand mouthwash. like Listerine, Scope, etc. etc.

Hey mom! I just brushed my teeth, are we out of native holy water?

by John Smith (original) August 29, 2010

irish holy water

Whiskey manufactured in Ireland

Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020