Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

Door plug

A disabled door that fell 16,000 feet

Door plug, you are the weakest link, GOODBYE

by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

doorbell Eagle

Brian Fortier is gay.

I hit a doorbell eagle which makes Brian gay.

by Bdixie88ent June 11, 2024

Doomthirsting

The act of doomscrolling thirst trap content

Ever since Rebecca downloaded tiktok, she can't stop Doomthirsting masktok and sleeper build videos.

by underscore2 June 25, 2024

doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors

My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.

by V prise July 8, 2024

Door(s)

The Roblox game with horror monsters chasing you, ready to slaughter you.

Wow! I love Door(s)!

by Doors_Rush_Official November 18, 2024