David ponce vazquez

A handsome, intelligent person who deserves the entire earth (pls dare me, 🩷bls)

“David ponce vazquez is literally so fine”
“He is so angelic, like ommfg”

by Iheartvina June 11, 2023

Flag

Get the David ponce vazquez mug.

Câta David Alexandru

The opposite of bait. Something to use to chase people away.

"By using this Câta David Alexandru, you can make your loved ones go away!"

"so that's why you're keeping a 10 meter distance from me right now"

by TheOversued January 11, 2022

Flag

Get the Câta David Alexandru mug.

John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.

by John David Earling February 1, 2022

Flag

Get the John David Earling mug.

David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.

All worship God David Dazzle

by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021

Flag

Get the God David dazzle mug.

David Olvera Montiel

God Himself

Man: hello David Olvera Montiel
David: hello

by Father Mushroom May 28, 2018

Flag

Get the David Olvera Montiel mug.

David Lee Roth

If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop

*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

Flag