David ponce vazquez

A handsome, intelligent person who deserves the entire earth (pls dare me, 🩷bls)

“David ponce vazquez is literally so fine”
“He is so angelic, like ommfg”

by Iheartvina June 12, 2023

David Barr Engle

a person likes to most random stuff on the internet and smiles to much

David Barr Engle :)

by Dr. Ballistophobia October 15, 2011

David Logan Miller

ghandi

During British Reign, David Logan Miller started peaceful protestings to counteract women.

by Ilostcustodyofmychildren April 28, 2020

David Logan Miller

A stupid faggot

David Logan Miller is right in this house

by Ilostcustodyofmychildren April 28, 2020

your._counselor._.david

One of the best husband's out there and one of the best mutuals too. Father of max

Dang your._counselor._.david is really swaggy

by Def.notdaniel June 25, 2021

David Lee Roth

If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop

*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A

by TruthSpeaker August 09, 2004

pulling a David Blaine

the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit

What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.

by E-dubby dub November 06, 2006