Cupping

Cupping is part of a religious ceremony involving watery or damp feces. A group of humans congregate in a circle with two individuals on the inside. The fecal donor crouches down with their back to the donee. The donee puts his or her hands under the donors anus in the shape of a cup or bowl and prepares to receive the fecal material. Once the deposit is received the donee stands up and throws the liquid excrement into the air, hoping to splatter as many individuals as possible in the surrounding circle. It's believed by the Cuppers anyone who gets graced by the fecal droplets will be granted eternal life.

After having viscous diarrhea for many days. Michael decided to do something constructive with his wet feces. He joined a local cupping meet up and within hours he was raining excrement down upon his peers.

by Bingleton December 11, 2021

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ass cup

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.

I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.

by Baby Luv June 9, 2021

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