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Cunt Muncher

A Cunt Muncher thinks they know what they are talking about, but in reality everything they say is utter bullshit. Cunt Munchers think they are intellectually superior than everyone else but they are actually morons.
What the fuck is this guy talking about? He is a huge Cunt Muncher for saying something so stupid.

Shut the fuck up Cunt Muncher you don't know shit.
by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016
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Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.
by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017
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Chunk of cunt

A person who behaves in a manner that is lower than pond scum.
Wow..that Bianca is a real chunk of cunt!
by Saaila April 26, 2020
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Cunt-chan

Man that naruto cosplayer is a cunt-chan
by TronRunner September 23, 2020
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Cunt Dust

The dusty residue which puffs out of a vagina that hasn't been used for a long time.
Sam: I pulled a granny last night

Darryl: What was it like?

Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
by doofle January 15, 2013
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emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.
Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones
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