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Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.
Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.
Blumpkin El Bean Dip by Philpro October 11, 2011
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Double-Bean 

2 Cocks in 1 ass.
Brad was too slow the day of the company picnic: Double-Bean!
Double-Bean by Ian Haugh January 9, 2008

Black Bean Fiesta 

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.
When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."

Jelly Bean Jizz 

It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
someone who acts sarcastic at times, but in the end is a nice person. acts like a "mom friend" at times.
hoon bean by lolzies69 June 28, 2017