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Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.
I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation
by Boston2316 August 26, 2025
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angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.
Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."
by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016
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The Song of Angry Men

The driving force behind a movement based is a sense of unified outrage. Often largely unorganized and chaotic because there is little to no moderation. As opposed to other types of movements, this type can be done by people with a wide variety of ideas on how to solve the problem.
Person 1: “Man, I’m not against these protests but they’re getting g pretty destructive. I wish they’d decide to tone it down a little”
Person 2: “They can’t really decide to stop because each person is following The Song of Angry Men in a different way”
by Melonboii January 26, 2022
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Angry-scrolling

When you’re mad at your boyfriend so you aggressively scroll on your phone instead of talking to him
She’s sitting there angry-scrolling and ignoring me
by mir fin June 4, 2023
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The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
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angry birds

frick those pigs we are angry birds
by piece of soup June 11, 2020
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Angry Lauren

The act of nutting in a chicks eye, licking it out and making the chick go YASSSSSS.
Dude! I straight up gave her an Angry Lauren last night!
by Dave The Meme Dealer May 9, 2018
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