failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 26, 2006

Failure in life

Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K

Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.

by Sprkl April 26, 2010

Life Failiure

Someone who is completely and utterly terrible in dealing with the fundamentals of living in regular society. Life Faliures are usually self-centered and unaware that the real world does not revolve around thier own set of small and close minded beliefs.

Brendan believes that he should get a refund on his
Sci-Phone becase he thought he was getting an i-phone even though the ebay seller advertisement Sci-Phone quite cleary on his shop page.

Brendan is such a "Life Failiure"

by The Thunder Man August 3, 2009

failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

Failgasm

1. When the sperm turn around and swim back the other way.

2. Epic Fail.

1. See Not Safe For Work comic: "A Family Outing"

2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben

by q(^0^)p April 13, 2008

failsense

The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.

a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.

by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008

Failwulf

The true name of Beowulf

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Beowulf?
Guy 2: You mean Failwulf?

by Dylan12212 February 26, 2008