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Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers
James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December
by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024
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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
mugGet the Keep your dick out of your mailboxmug.

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy
My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.
by munting menace April 25, 2025
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prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.
Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.
by thebusiness April 16, 2014
mugGet the prominent dick syndromemug.

chlorine dick

When you get out of a pool and you dick is shriveled and stiff at the same time
Its hard to piss getting out of the pool, damn you chlorine dick!
by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017
mugGet the chlorine dickmug.

DIRTY DICK DOBRONX

The greatest lightweight to ever grace the planet and is also known to pull the baddest bitches on the planet
Y’all shoulda seen the way DIRTY DICK DOBRONX laid the law down last night
by xNIGHTMAREZZx October 30, 2023
mugGet the DIRTY DICK DOBRONXmug.

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.
Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!
by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
mugGet the Nolan has dick cheesemug.

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