Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 20, 2018

Dick Cheney

Made money off the Iraq war

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war

by Really stupid bitch December 14, 2019

Dick Cheney

The "Dick Cheney" can happen during a threesome involving two males and one female. During intercourse if you or your other fellow male ejaculates and you or other male are hit by said ejaculate congratulations you have been been Dick Cheneyied

The threesome was going great with my bud till i Dick Cheneyied him mid-way through

by rebornNARWHAL January 16, 2019

watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.

A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)

by Bread-helmet bobina August 09, 2017

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 February 29, 2016

Shiny Dick

When you take a dick pic with the flash on.

Yo, Ma boy gave me a shiny dick!*Black chick voice*
Youz a dirty hoe. ;-;

by cowbellnipples May 11, 2015