(waffled )Verb- To have misfortune of getting messy
AW dude i waffled on mai Self..
..gET Away your sick
by CRXguySoFly September 28, 2003
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A typical thing done by people named Jude. They just randomly chat shit and go on about it for ages. Please shut the fuck up Jude. Thanks.
Jude stop with the fucking waffle
by Jenkdog October 11, 2022
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An absolute Mordhau chad. Uses a stylish War Axe to slay the masses. Consistently shits on any who dare appose his holy will. Can sense Beta Male energy, and destroys Libtards with straight facts. Fear the man who calls himself Waffles.
Holy fuck! Waffles is shitting on Seymour! Again!
by Waffles fanboy October 8, 2019
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When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.
We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.
by Teapot Charlie March 19, 2018
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Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle
by Berry McKaukinir July 18, 2019
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1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample
Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?
by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2008
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