bonus waffler 

A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.

I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.

bonus waffler by Keep_the_change April 22, 2013

Xandir P. Wifflebottom 

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.

"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir P. Wifflebottom by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010

Wafflemama 

A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.

Man, if I was older... and way ballsier... I'd be all over that wafflemama...

Wafflemama by wildekarrde April 15, 2009

waffla 

chatting shit or lying

girl 1: sorry but i cant let you fuck me my mom said so
Boy 1:stop being a waffla and bend over

waffla by bumrapist6000 June 26, 2019

wafflestomp 

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006

Waffler 

A waffler is someone who rambles (commonly referred to as waffling) about things that aren't relevant to the situation or conversation. Commonly used within Ireland and the UK.

Chap: So yeah that's why the football is cancelled today.
Waffler: Yeah I'm going to eat some noodles after school.

Waffler by WafflerNPC September 28, 2022

Thug-Waffling

Eating an excessive amount of waffles while under the influence of marijuana.

Thug-waffling is my favorite thing to do while high.

Thug-Waffling by thugwaffle March 29, 2015