Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Sausage o'clock

A woman feeling extremely horny and wanting sex right now!

Get upstairs, it's sausage o'clock 😋

by E. Hitler September 29, 2022

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Sausage taco

Thca in law

Bobby made sausage taco

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.

After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.

by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018

Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

by Searsisdead February 4, 2016