High self esteem

Something you don't have lmao

You are on urban dictionary looking up high self esteem, are you ok

by Dirt:/ January 23, 2022

note to self

funny website where you can write advice for everyone to see www.ntself.com

Note to self, Check for dishes before pissing in the sink.

by ntself January 5, 2011

over emotional self absorbed cunt bag

The fucking jackass named Jacob Paddy.

When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "

by fagglepufflover69 July 18, 2016

Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

by F41R September 2, 2021

self expression

the act of doing the same thing as everyone else. let's admit it people everyone does it the same way.

self expression is a load of crap

by coochiecrook503 September 7, 2003

self docking

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.

I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.

by samryanjames June 29, 2006

Self defeater

A girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/bitchy/obese. They will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.

Boy: Hey, Surla! We have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?

Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!

by oddcreator97 November 4, 2010