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Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.
Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.
by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007
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nude in the second degree

when a person in only there underwear e.g. boxer, panties, bra
dude1 = this morning i accidently walk in on girlfriend in her bra and panties

dude2 = ahhh man you totally caught her nude in the second degree
by stormbringer177 April 24, 2010
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Scone

a penis that has been constructed for a female to male sex change.
The doctor said that my scone will never grow erect, but will resemble a penis.
by olejatt June 24, 2010
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scone

Of or relating to a HAM (see HAM radio operators)
Scone! I saw a hambone!
by The OKB September 27, 2003
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5 second rule

when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that
oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place
by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005
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Scone

a nickname given to Haitian and/or Bajan Americans (particularly females), whom cannot speak creole. Many scones attend Ivy League institutions in order to make up for their lack of knowledge regarding their culture's native tongue.
Haitian Boy: Hey is that girl Haitian? She's bad as shit, I'm gonna talk to her!

Jealous Haitian Girl: Good luck with that. She's a scone.
by jawn30 August 24, 2011
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5 second rule

when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.
whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.
by Maleaya July 10, 2004
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