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Nut Stack

When the boys sit on each others shoulders and suck each others nuts.
Yeah fam wanna start a nut stack
by Nut stack guy June 26, 2020
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nut scag

When your nuts be chafing so bad you have to spread your legs to ease the burn.
Dion - “oi cuzzie my nuts be chafing so bad I’m gonna have to go chuck a quick nut scag.”

Tucker - “yeah g you better spread em good that’s some serious chafage.”
by Ladinskí January 21, 2020
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Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018
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Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
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riding the nut

Driving your car around the city with your spare.
Megan's car caught a flat and now she is riding the nut.
by Keesemack June 22, 2008
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Nut Wacker

Same idea as "Slap Nuts" One who is not very smart and fails to use common sense.
"Jon, why did you leave the car there you Nut Wacker"
by R. Buzman April 5, 2009
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No nut nekkers

When an Arab never has a wank due to his religion.
I feel sorry for no nut nekkers
by Nonutnekkers February 18, 2018
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