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When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017
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