Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017

nut role

When your balls go over your head

Dude I guy got nut roled last night , it was terribal

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

No nut nekkers

When an Arab never has a wank due to his religion.

I feel sorry for no nut nekkers

by Nonutnekkers February 18, 2018

Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

NASA Nut

When you ejaculate into her mouth from over 3 ft away.

Man: I'm gonna cum. Back off!
Woman: That's the farthest NASA Nut I've ever seen!

by Mike Hawk n Ass April 25, 2016

Nut Goggled

Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.

I totally nut goggled this chick last night.

by Laydown September 10, 2016

pickle nuts

A vinigar/ salty smell produced between the inner thigh and scrotum after a long day of sweat producing activities such as construction work or working out at the gym.

I've been working all day and have a bad case of the Pickle nuts.

by Handsome Rice September 3, 2016