minecrap

Name of video game very funny in first but no funny later because boring and nothing to doe

i dont want play minecrap because it is boring

minecrap is not my favorite game

by BobbyBralla May 5, 2021

carbon mineshaft

A carbon mineshaft is a particularly deep carbon footprint, made by an individual, company or other entity that is spewing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere at a truly extravagant rate.

The luxury beach resort demanded that exotic fruits and other foods be flown in, in whatever quantities could be managed, from right around the world, had a giant jacuzzi that gobbled oil at a rate of knots, regularly rented two or three luxury yachts with gas-guzzling engines, and also ran a luxury helicopter link to the mainland that was dependent on a wide range of other special deliveries. It was working up quite a carbon mineshaft.

by Fearman March 12, 2008

fortnite bad minecraft good

a bunch of band kid skinny white 15-17 year old reddit fags convincing people that they hate Minecraft to death
LOiek Ouah mai GASH bRoE! whOlEsome 100 updoot hehehe bing chungus epok fard REPOST ALERT
dont ever talk to people who say this bullshit they're triggered over nonsense.

redditor: fortnite bad minecraft good
me: dont make jokes ever in ur life

by Lolorator360 November 20, 2021

Minerva

A female variation of the Melvin wherein the underwear is manipulated by one with a swift and forcefull jerk upwards to place the vast quantity of cloth above the waistline, resulting injuries are commonplace.

Tessa got her vagina injured when she fell victim to a minerva while wearing resilient undergarments.

by hairy-keepah-hides-balding October 7, 2010

No Minecraft March

A month in which you cannot play the game Minecraft. People who play Minecraft during this time period will experience a loss of virginity, and they will become a hoe or a thot in a matter of minutes.

"I am very sorry, you cannot play Minecraft because it's No Minecraft March."

by Overstar_YT February 19, 2019

Minecraft

A game for autistic people.

John: What have you been up to, Greg?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?

by ergerrgjrigrjiri October 18, 2010

minecraft dating/sex server

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds

Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.

by TheGayboi0606060606069 May 2, 2018