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NFTY Northeast Lakes

The Northeast Lakes (NEL) region of NFTY includes Buffalo, Cleveland, Ottawa, Rochester and Toronto.

NFTY-NEL is known for its' 5 cluster fuck filled events with orgies around every corner. The amount of weed at one event resembles a Bob Marley tribute festival. NEL is filled with boujee white people who are convinced they can dance. They idolize two over stuffed frogs, making a tradition of stealing them then writing a sub-par ransom note. NEL's regional board is always convinced every year they'll be better than the last. In the end they always end up never accomplishing anything with cabinets. And are just following and doing the same thing in their positions as their predecessor did before them. Led by a regional director that changes every few years they always start by acting like they care about the promiscuity and drug use but quickly learn it's a waste of time. Despite all of this stereotypical boarding school sounding social lives, NEL has been consistently praised as an accepting and loving region that truly respects individuals. NEL is also known for being the starting point for many big name leaders in the NFTY movement and the URJ.
Jimmy: Hey! Are you signed up for that NFTY Northeast Lakes event?
Josh: Hell yeah! And I'm even bring a shit ton of weed for us to smoke together as well!
by David4269 February 20, 2018
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Country Squire Lakes

Meth Capital Of The World!!!

Drive-By Shootings!!!
Meth Lab Trailers Exploding!!!
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A Finger Lakes Creemee

A central NY term referring to the act of cumming on another person’s face after sexual acts. Is called a “creampie” in other states.

Which is difficult when someone from that region travels to Vermont and realizes that is what they call their soft ice cream.
“Oooh baby, get ready for A Finger Lakes creemee!”
by Cayuga Queen June 18, 2024
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Land o lakes anniversary

Land o lakes anniversary is when on your one year anniversary you take the wedding cake you put in the freezer up your wifes(or husband’s) anal canal and fuck the shit out of it. Afterwards you take it out and force your dick down her(him) throat making her eat the cake off your dick and give her(him) some homemade iceing
Yo Johnny what are you doing for your one year anniversary

I’m gonna give her a land o lakes anniversary
by Hollywood67 April 3, 2026
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La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead
The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
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