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Land o lakes anniversary

Land o lakes anniversary is when on your one year anniversary you take the wedding cake you put in the freezer up your wifes(or husband’s) anal canal and fuck the shit out of it. Afterwards you take it out and force your dick down her(him) throat making her eat the cake off your dick and give her(him) some homemade iceing

Yo Johnny what are you doing for your one year anniversary

I’m gonna give her a land o lakes anniversary

by Hollywood67 April 3, 2026