by zack the hack December 23, 2011
Get the Jew bits mug.A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.
"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"
"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"
by WILLLYDONT February 15, 2024
Get the Jew tunnel mug.A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.
Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.
by kadoodles May 5, 2021
Get the Jew coin mug.A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded
Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?
Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
Rachel: What is a reform jew?
Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.
by SoCal323 February 20, 2021
Get the reform jew mug.Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’
Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’
Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’
by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020
Get the Jew out 9 mug.Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2024
Get the Hurt a jew, we sue you mug.A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
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