Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Dutch

A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world

When Dutch walk by everybody start smiling

by BGDutch October 18, 2020

Dutch Dinners

A dinner containing a portion of meat, potatoes, and a vegetable. The dinner is then packaged and froze, and stored with a large quantity of other Dutch Dinners. These are all presented to a student, by a mother or aunt, at one visit to their college or university.

Jeff: Hey, do you have anything to eat?

Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.

by Alex_Powers October 19, 2012

Dutch Duster

When you fart in an elevator and get out on your floor.

I was in the elevator and someone dealt a dutch duster!

by Dduster December 9, 2012

dutch hotdog

during sex the man goses gets a hotdog bun , musterd, and ketup. then he puts the hotdog bun around his cock. then puts on ketup and musterdon his dick. then the lover eats the stuff of of the partners cock.

bob:gess what.

frank: what

bob: last night i dutch hotdoged ny bitch!!!!!

frank: sweet!!!

by piepie1620 October 1, 2012

Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.

My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.

by zpa October 21, 2012

dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.

OK, who dutch merged master?

by djmci December 18, 2012